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Tuesday, January 29th, 2013
12:17 pm
here's what i think about the world: fuck it.
Sunday, July 15th, 2012
8:14 pm
my love is gone for a fortnight and now i have nobody to share this thought with:
ugh, humans.
turns out the dog just doesn't get it.
Thursday, June 7th, 2012
2:54 pm
[...]
"but that's bullshit."
"well that's just the way it works."
"that's bullshit."
"you can't do anything about it."
"that's bullshit."
Monday, March 26th, 2012
2:41 pm




today i tried to catch one of these. they are fast. faster than me. i did not catch any. some people caught me on my knees trying to sneak up on one. i went back into the school and overheard kids talking about turds in public restrooms, what vegans do/don't eat as perceived by fast-food connoisseurs, and why raisinettes are good though raisins are not. i prefer the company of beetles. and i'm just fine with that - though i wish my life were conducive to that. i've got the best person i've ever known, so what the fuck do i need anybody else for? leave me alone and let me look at bugs while alyssa tells me what clade they're in.

i'm such a goddamn bore - how am i more interesting than most everybody else?
Monday, February 27th, 2012
5:07 pm
omg*


*oh man, great!
Monday, February 13th, 2012
5:35 pm
self-improvement in art.
hello livejournal aka maybe my girlfriend to whom i have surely already explained everything i am about to write

i have been thinking a lot about self-improvement and healthier eating (well not specifically for better health but that's a plus to eating roots and twigs and daily bananas) and saving the world (ok) lately and i have to turn in a pencil sketch for a class tomorrow and i had no ideas what to draw and also a few free hours so i grabbed a sketchbook and remembered that my drawing ability is severely lacking and i need to eventually change that so why not starting now?

between scribbling out a silly yardscape and the sacred burger of jesus and wet t-shirt contest mermaid i decided to do something somehow productive.

i don't know much about self-improvement but i hear that in terms of bettering oneself in terms of something measurable, it's good to keep a record of your progress. makes sense.

so, i'd need something i could draw multiple times and in different ways to actually track things - and i guess every jerk-off in art school has to draw self-portraits as often as i've had to hear when to use fucking commas - so i'm going to start a self-portrait diary. i'm self-obsessed enough, so why not?

if i keep up with it, i'll post updates here when they sporadically come into existence. if i don't keep up with it, i'm a sad, predictable, balding putz.

so here's 2/13:

obviously i need lots of work in lots of areas. that's fair for the first one, right?

i've been thinking about vegetables and fruit a lot lately since i'm working produce in a grocery store (fuck). i've also been thinking a lot about social injustice, but those ideas are less developed. also it's easier to depict a carrot than it is to depict the way day laborers are treated. ya know? ???

also, my name tag is missing an L.

i figured that i should probably have an idea as to how well i am able to represent what i am trying to draw, so i took a picture. i think the picture goes quite a ways to show how differently my perception of myself is - also it goes quite a ways to show i have an eating disorder (not really you just can't see my tits in this giant sweater):

all right here's one that's less depressing and you can see more of my squash:
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011
1:12 pm
Monday, July 4th, 2011
11:12 pm
this dog.


this one



right here



does not like when hicks light fireworks in the area
Friday, July 1st, 2011
6:45 pm


Thursday, June 30th, 2011
6:32 pm
why am i such a worthless shit aaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh~
Thursday, May 19th, 2011
2:16 pm
DEAR DREAMDIARY

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT THIS HOUSE HAD A VERY LARGE BATH TUB AND I WAS TAKING A SHOWER BUT THE TUB WAS FILLING WITH WATER - THIS WAS NOT UNUSUAL TO DREAM-ME - AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A FISH SWIMMING AROUND IN THE WATER WITH ME - JUST A BLUEGILL OR SOMETHING - BUT THEN ANOTHER SHOWED UP AND ANOTHER AND THEN A LARGE PLECO[STOMUS] CAME UP FROM THE DRAIN AND STARTED COMING AT ME TRYING TO LATCH ON TO ME - I ASSUME TO EAT MY ALGAES - SO I GOT OUT AND LEFT THE BATHROOM AND CAME BACK A FEW MINUTES LATER ONLY TO FIND A LOT MORE ANIMALS IN THE BATH - WHICH WAS NOW FULL BY THE WAY - AND I DECIDED THAT MY BEST BET WOULD BE TO RELOCATE THEM ALL SO I STARTED TAKING THEM OUTSIDE
ONE OF THE ANIMALS WAS SOME SORT OF PUFFER-FISH-LIKE GUY WITH CRAZY PATTERNS ON HIS SIDE AND I CARRIED HIM OUTSIDE AND PUT HIM IN THE STREAM - WHICH WAS MUCH BIGGER IN MY DREAM - AND HE SEEMED TO DO A LITTLE " HAPPY DANCE " IN THE WATER BEFORE SWIMMING OFF
ANOTHER ANIMAL HAD A GOAT-LIKE BODY AND A HORSE-LIKE HEAD AND I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT IN THE WATER IN THE FIRST PLACE REGARDLESS HE WAS TOO BIG TO PICK UP SO I JUST WALKED HIM TO THE DOOR AND HE WENT OUTSIDE

LOVE MARSHALL
Thursday, February 24th, 2011
10:59 am
i am a sugar fiend

after nearly two years of knowing this dog, her name has finally been revealed: trixie. fuck that, i'll call her stinky as long as i know her.

fire good.
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011
5:53 pm
febrooary
i spend my time reading liner notes and searching the internet for the original compositions on which some songs i like are based (or original versions of covers i like - though is it still called a cover when it's an instrumental piece (not song, but piece!)?). i'm such a bore. frequently scouring music blogs for something different i might like really isn't helping me find new music i like. it just kind of makes me hate people who like music.

i feel bad because i'm in a shit mood all the time, and really it all stems from hating my job and hating the cold weather. oh well. everything else is awesome. i don't want to leave the house until things are green and things are warm and it feels good to be outside. i'm such a baby.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz

!)?)
Saturday, December 25th, 2010
2:47 am
i really don't think i ever want to visit my family again.
Friday, December 3rd, 2010
1:56 pm
Sunday, November 14th, 2010
7:59 pm
sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise
i am lazy and stupid. stupzy.


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Monday, August 30th, 2010
8:35 am
stomping tonight on the pennsylvania/alabama border
why is everybody in my family a fucking drunken drug addict? i couldn't tolerate living there, i don't even like visiting. i know i'm not a good person, but at least i don't spend the night in jail leaving my four year old daughters wondering where mommy is. for fuck's sake.

i'm a fucking asshole and will forever be a fucking asshole.
Saturday, August 7th, 2010
7:55 pm
Thursday, June 17th, 2010
4:39 am
i'd worry about it a little bit but that's all



Marshall's Proudest Moment (revised 6/17/2010):
lynn yawned and i stuck my finger in her mouth
Saturday, June 12th, 2010
11:38 pm
you must lissan to me dad-dy




one of these days i'll draw something again. until then, this is fun and e-z.
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